Why is this News?

I hope the hapless soul at AP that titled this story isn't a Christian:

Pope Calls Judas Double-Crosser in Homily

There is a radio host in Boston, Howie Carr, who used to do a "predictable headlines" segment on his show every once in a while. You know, headlines like Ted Kennedy in Car Accident and Red Sox's Season Ends in Disappointment.

Okay, it's been a while since I've heard the program....