Carronade The Yankee Sailor Carronade

The Sea is a choosy mistress. She takes the men that come to her and weighs them and measures them. The ones she adores, she keeps; the ones she hates, she destroys. The rest she casts back to land. I count myself among the adored, for I am Her willing Captive.

I've relocated to a new Yankee Sailor.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

"Steps to a Healthier You"

The Food & Drug Administration recently published new dietary guidelines for a healthy lifestyle. I looked at their recommendations, and after long and careful consideration, decided to stick with the SWO diet: caffeine, nicotine, Motrin and Tums.